Might be based on a true story. No offense to Bridge players!
Have absolutely no idea of Bridge….you have only heard about it, never played.
When the teacher says Bridge is complicated, say you know more complicated games.
Keep thinking about how the new coffee table looks so nice and perfect in your living room when the other person is explaining the rules.
Think to yourself that Bridge really is ‘similar’ to another game you played before(but forget the name)
Be over confident during the first practice game…think you are going to maul your opposition!
Shout unfair when the game is being played and your opponent team is doing well!
Argue about ‘rules’ when the game is really being played according to rules. Argue how you think no-trump is really stupid and very unfair on the opposition. (you still don’t know all the rules, but STILL think you know everything there is to be known)
Think that no-trump always makes you win so you over-bid on no-trump(even though you have crappy cards) and lose baaaaadly, then complain how you always get bad cards.
At this point people you are playing against want you to win, so they decide to underbid and let you win. You still get bad cards and lose!
Crib about how you hate to lose and this is a stupid and unfair game and call it a day!
PS: Bridge IS in fact an unfair and stupid game!